Sometimes drama makes life more interesting

I was at a vegetarian restaurant and I plopped a spoonful of ghee (clarified butter) onto my food. The people next to me got up and left. Then the manager brings by a National Geographic magazine. The topics ranged from stabbing hearts to bug eggs. Thanks, eating! Finally the table across from me has a couple. The guy was explaining to the girl the rules of poker, while she was painfully smiling and pretending to be interested. Luckily for me, I wasn’t officially part of the conversation. I got up and left.