16 Again

Apparently I’m super healthy. The lady whom I lied to earlier had taken my age, height, weight, and other stuff from their omniscient scale. My resting metabolism is 1613, which is apparently great for someone trying to lose weight. (I’m not.) My bone density is great, my hydration is great, my BMI is great, my belly fat (don’t know how they measured that from a scale) is great. They even had a physical-age calculator, which is supposed to show premature aging due to unhealthy lifestyle. I have the body of a 16-year-old. Other than being low-fat, I exceed all their measurements, in a good way.

I am not the best person to sell a weight-loss health shake to.

This just reaffirms what I’ve suspected: I need more ghee in my diet and I need to eat more food, if I am to continue practicing Ashtanga six days a week.