Visualization exercise

The Secret says I must visualize and see my goals for them to come true, so here are my goals, to be achieved by my next birthday:

• Have a million dollars
• Go to Thailand
• Fuck 50 chicks, including a threesome (starting now)
• Master the Ashtanga yoga intermediate series
• Be able to do one armed hollow handstand pushups
• Perform to a crowd of 10,000
• Have positive experiences with my family

Let’s see how many I achieve!