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Burger Hunt Lay

Drunk, hungry, and awake, I decided to hunt for burgers. I go downstairs and come across a group of drunk Asians. I go up to them and ask where I can find burgers. One chick stops making out with a dude and hugs me, saying she likes my hair. We hug and I start making out with her. The dude surprisingly doesn’t do anything other than telling me there’s a Jack in the Box down the street, then walks away.

I stop the make out a little, interact with the friends a bit, and pull her into a corner and make out some more. I tell her I’m going to look for burgers and pull her to Martyr’s place. We make out, clothes come off. She’s drunk and keeps saying she needs to find her friends, interrupting and getting dressed. Each time I tell her they took a cab back and that they told her to call them in the morning. If she starts to get dressed I start to get dressed too.

Each time I convince her to stay I escalate again, biting her, fingering her. As I finger her I sometimes tell her to get out; she says she’s trying but for some reason can’t.

I fuck her. It was very sloppy and not very good. I want to go for round two so I eat her out, clit, g-spot, deep spot, back deep spot. I pull her head to blow me but she sucks. I fist her, which freaks her out a little but she’s strangely fascinated and tells me to do it again and again. She wants to fuck but I’m too drunk to get it up and she’s not helping. Whatever, I just finger/fist her again and again while she gives me poor handjobs and blowjobs.

I get tired of her telling me she needs to look for her friends, so we get dressed and look for them. Of course they’re nowhere to be found. We go to her car. They left her purse and keys in there, with the door unlocked! Wow smart friends. She wants to drive back but I don’t think it’s safe for her to drive yet. Despite being annoyed by her constant talk about finding her friends, I do the responsible thing and have her stay over until the morning.

Once we get back she’s a lot nicer. She knows I’m hungry so she gives me a Soy Joy bar she has, and makes me a Hot Pocket she found in Martyr’s kitchen, all while I’m just lying on the couch. It’s interesting how the dynamics of the relationship changed so much after sex: before sex I was leading her the whole way; after sex she became my servant, even flipping the channel for me.

She’s from LA, so I’ll try to work her into the rotation. Two pulls in a row, I love this place.