Day 83/360: Vegas Girls Want Sex

Nomad, W, and I go for raw food. It is delicious! W never had raw food before. I hope it was a good experience.

We discussed last night that Vegas girls want sex, they do not want boyfriends. So today we amp up our sexual topics.

Nomad and I go down. There are a lot more girls tonight than the past few nights. I feel anxiety as I enter the bar area, but I know what I need to do.

Nomad and I split up. I open the first girl I see. Horse girl. It doesn’t go very well but I run my stack. She gets more receptive but eventually has to leave. Now I’m warmed up!

I see three girls being hit on by three losers. For some reason I am intimidated and tell Nomad. He goes in. I’m too intimidated to even wing him. I stall for a while, then finally go in. Nothing. I provide nothing to the conversation. I disrupt one of the losers, but that’s about it. Eventually the girls leave. Nomad looks good to me, so I sorta did my job.

I horse girl a dark Asian girl. She leaves. I horse girl her again later, not remembering her from earlier. She reminds me I already used it on her. Okay, sex last week. She laughs and we hug. I get really physical with her and amp up the sex talk. Smart tests, smart/hot/rich, kiss test. She doesn’t let me kiss her, I get the cheek. She goes to the bathroom and I reopen her when she comes out. I get her number and have her save my number in her phone.

While waiting for the dark Asian girl to come out of the bathroom, I horse girl a girl, but it doesn’t stick.

Still waiting for the dark Asian girl, I talk to some girl standing near the bathroom. We have a boring conversation about good places to go. I can’t stand the conversation and eject.

I see a cute girl with a fat friend. Horse girl, reckon/yonder, eat shit, smart tests, smart/hot/rich, blender. She’s not giving me anything, and turns her attention to the poker table. I turn my attention to Nomad and the fat friend. We swap. Nomad wins over the cute girl and I get along with the fat friend. I turn things sexual, asking if her boobs are real, touching them, telling her I’d love to put my face in them. She’s cool with all that. I tell Nomad I’m bored and we leave.

Nomad is wondering if a girl in red is a ho. I tell him to find out. As he’s opening a girl in blue joins them. I go in and take care of the blue girl. Smart tests, smart/hot/rich. I touch her but she slowly moves away each time. I cold read that she’s a teacher. I turn things sexual, saying she’s a naughty teacher and that she loves to spank her kids, asking if her kids ever have crushes on her, sharing a story of my friend who has kids looking down her shirt all the time. The conversation dies a few times and she says, “This place is really happening, huh?” “Yup.” I’m out of conversation. I run the beginning of the blender routine, ending with how I don’t like being treated like a piece of meat and that I’m not just a jackhammer with legs. Nomad is slowly blowing out the set, which I am absurdly relieved about, because that means I don’t have to talk to her anymore. What the fuck is wrong with me? I ask what her favorite color is, she asks me to guess. I look her up and down and guess blue. I’m right again. One night stand routine. She tells me to guess her number. I stare into her eyes for fifteen seconds and say, “It’s got ten digits…” She cracks up and leaves with her friend. This was an interesting interaction. Verbally, she seemed into me, but every time I touched her she backed off. Nomad theorizes that she’s not used to being that physical with a guy in public that quickly.

I tell Nomad to open an Asian chick. He circles her but says her boyfriend’s right there. Whatever. I horse girl her, smart tests, smart/hot/rich. She says she’s got a boyfriend or something, and I tell her she’s in my friend zone, that I thought I’d give her a chance because she seemed cool, then left.

I see a Hawaiian girl at the ATM. From the beginning of horse girl I could tell she was attracted, so I toned it down a lot. I tell identity stories, telling why I’m here, finding out about her. Logistics are bad, she’s staying with her brother, so I get her number. Her brother comes by to check up on her and leaves when she says she’s okay. Moments later a girl comes by and drags her off.

Nomad opens two girls at a mall bar. We chat a bit but eventually they have to go. Hugs all around.

I see a girl walking around the mall bar. Horse girl, smart tests, smart/hot/rich. She thinks I’m crazy the whole time and repeatedly asks if I’m high or drunk. I feel there is attraction and try to get her number. She doesn’t give it, so I hold her hand and go for it a few more times. It’s clear she’s not going to give it so I let her go.

I see a tall girl, horse girl. She goes up to a counter and is engaged with the guy for a while. I buy some time by checking my phone but it’s taking too long and I leave.

I see a black girl and a white girl, horse girl. The black girl looks hotter but as soon as she speaks I think she’s a he. I stop gaming her and let Nomad game the white girl. They leave.

I see another black girl and a white girl. Horse girl. The white girl tells me I should give the black girl a hug, so I do. The black girl freaks out a little — she’s a germaphobe. Smart tests, air high-fives. We chat a little but her ride is here and she leaves. We run into each other again and I offer another hug and she freaks out again, haha.

I see three cute girls walking. I’m about to do sex last week when one guy pulls my shoulder from behind and disrupts me, while the whole group walks past me. Respect.

I talk to a few girls sitting at slot machines. Horse girl. Not her, she’s a lesbian. They leave. A guy comes up to me, looking all intimidated. I ask him, “What’s up?” He says, “You tell me.” I shrug and talk to Nomad until he goes away.

I see a hot girl on the slots. Horse girl. She doesn’t understand, she’s Mexican. I repeat horse girl slowly. We hug. Smart tests. She’s into me, she stops playing slots. I share identity stuff, get logistics. She’s in town with her sister and best friend. I touch her hair and get kind of physical with her. I tell her to go to the bar with me but she says she can’t. I tell her to scoot over and share her seat. Blender routine. Nomad’s walking around. I call him to wing me because her sister is at the slot machine next to us. I brush her hair away from her neck and she shrugs away, saying she can’t. I try to go for a kiss but she says she can’t. Strange. She starts gambling again. Her sister comes by to get her back to the room. Nomad rejoins us. It’s clear that Nomad said we’re in a band so I tell my girl to join our band, telling her she has to dance to be a backup dancer. She does, then tells Nomad and me to dance. We do our white boy morraccas, everyone laughs. She doesn’t have a phone. They leave. At first she seemed very into me. She even stopped gambling. Somehow I either overgamed or I fucked up and lost attraction. Or maybe she has a boyfriend and wants to be faithful. I was escalating okay, touching her hair, putting my hand on the back of her neck. Strange that she didn’t allow the kiss.

Nomad sees a girl and guy hitting on her. He tells me to blow him out. She’s kind of fat so I do a toned down horse girl. She’s sloppy drunk so she doesn’t follow along. They leave.

The sloppy drunk girl has a cute friend who heard the beginning of horse girl. Some old dude is hitting on her. I step in and tell her the rest of horse girl. I run my stack but get blown out. Well at least I blew out the old dude.

I sit next to a girl with fishnet stockings, horse girl, smart tests, smart/hot/rich. She says her boyfriend is right across, 8 girlfriends. She laughs and says her boyfriend is right across again. I leave.

I see a cute girl at a slot machine by herself. Horse girl, smart tests. She tells me she’s a ho and to save my great lines. She tries to make a sale but I leave.

I follow a tall blonde down an escalator. As I’m about to open her she tells a few guys she got kicked out of the casino. I assume she’s a ho and don’t even open her.

I see a dark skinned girl with what seems to be her family. Horse girl, smart tests. She asks if I’m really bored. We chat a little, then she says it’s nice to meet me and walks away.

Nomad and I see two groups of hot blondes come down from a club. They are so hot we are paralyzed. I orbit twice but don’t approach. Eventually we find one of them in a convenience shop with a brunette. I go in, horse girl. The blonde finds it funny but the brunette is all business. I stack but the brunette pulls the blonde away.

Nomad and I are getting really good at winging. We’re also pushing sexual topics and touching girls more. We got further along than we have in the past few days, and this push to sexualize conversations will help conversations outside Vegas.