Day 104/360: College Bar with Poker Face and Traveller

Went to a college bar with Poker Face and Traveller again.

Saw two Asian girls near the wall. Horse girl, tour guide. She doesn’t go out much, she says she’s old. They guess I’m 24, they say they’re 32. I find them boring so I start to leave, but the friend tells me I shouldn’t use horse girl. I tell them that line got me laid 300 times last week alone! I then ask what I should say instead, so she suggests, “Hi, how are you?” Duh. I tried that, didn’t work. She points to a girl and tells me try it on her instead. The girl she points to is cute, so why not?

I go to the girl the previous girl pointed at. Horse girl, it wasn’t her. They’re on their way to the bar and walk away.

I go out to the patio. Two girls leaning against the rail, horse girl. She repeats my words. I roll with it, saying she must be the horse girl! No, she’s not. I say that she must have a doppleganger. Her friend says she has to go pee, and drags her away.

I hear someone behind me say, “All men are God’s infantry.” I turn around and question what that means. We have a lively chat. The only girl in the group is the guy’s wife, so I don’t do anything. However I still put down women in front of her just to have a fun.

Two girls stand in front of me, turn around and look at me. I smile and say hi. They say hi back. I horse girl the fat chick, but in a super watered down way. They’re a bachelorette party. A girl in green joins, I introduce myself to her. The green girl is cuter and more receptive to me so I concentrate my efforts on her. A girl in black joins but before I introduce myself she sits at a nearby bench. I sit next to her, introduce myself. She’s very receptive but so trashed that I can’t understand a word she’s saying. I have my arm around her waist but it’s difficult to understand anything she’s saying because of the noise. I get her number. She’s easily distracted and the rest of the group seems to no longer like me so I leave.

I see the girl in black again. Her sister (green girl) is being hit on by two guys. The guys get both girls’ attention and shut me out. Oh well. At the end of the night I see the girl in black leaving with some guy. Fuck. Wait… now they’re yelling at each other, really pissed. Time to play hero. I go in, hold the girl, ask if she’s alright. She holds me and continues yelling at the guy. The guy tries to salvage the situation, whispering into her ear. I push him away, he explains that he’s just trying to apologize. I hold him at arm’s length and he eventually leaves. The girl thanks me for stepping in, but that she didn’t need my protection. I said I know, I just thought she’d be pounding his face if I didn’t step in. We chatted a little, I held her back to make sure the guy left. We kissed.

We went out to find her sister. I told her sister she almost got into a fight, trying to win the group over. Her sister thanks me but the other friends don’t hear the story and tell me to fuck off. The girl in black tells me repeatedly to call her. Sure.

We leave and do street game.

Poker Face and Traveller see two girls across the street and tell me to approach them. The cars aren’t moving, so I run across, walk ahead of them, time it so that I stop at the corner, then horse girl them. No, it’s not them. They walk off and I don’t stop them.

Two girls leave a venue. Horse girl. I don’t get to finish because she’s too distracted looking for her car or her friend.

Poker Face opens four black chicks. The two hot ones continue walking. I wing him with the other one. She’s from New York as well. I tell her I’m a gold digger. We have fun chatting. Three white guys invade Poker Face’s set. I go in and help out, it turns out they’re from Toronto. I toss them to the friend, who’s also from Toronto. Poker Face loses interest so I leave as well.

I see an Asian girl standing a few feet from her group. Horse girl. She loves it. She asks what nationality I am, I tell her I’m Swedish. She doesn’t believe it, I tell her to just look at my hair! I ask what nationality she is, she’s half Phillippino, half white. Her friends call her to leave, so I use the one night stand number close. Doesn’t work. Oh well, I tried. She was fun.

Got some more rust off, my mind is quickening again, responses are wittier. I had some approach anxiety here and there, but nothing too major.