Day 80/360: Vegas, Baby!

Nomad and I go to Vegas. It’s fucking awesome.

Two girls standing around on the street. Horse girl. They look like they’re scared I have an ax behind my back. I leave before they call the cops.

Three girls coming out of the 7-Eleven. Horse girl, they are amused but I let them go after.

Sales girl standing at door. Horse girl. Laughs, forgives me, but her manager was evesdropping nearby and weirded me out. Shouldn’t have ejected.

A group of girls are walking around with ice cream. Nomad opens them. I move to a blonde and she says she likes my hair. I thank her and horse girl her. Her pastor pulls her away.

Two girls leaving the casino. I horse girled them until they were at the exit, then let them leave.

Winged Nomad on two girls waiting for the volcano show. Boring as hell, didn’t give me anything. Still Nomad was isolated in conversation with the cute one.

On the monorail Nomad opened a cute and a fat girl. I chatted with the fat one in between phone calls. She was nice.

Two girls sitting at a bar with five guys around. I sat next to one, horse girl, she admits it’s her but she’s being interrupted by the guys a lot. I’m not warmed up, my voice is not projecting, and I’m not commanding the girl’s attention. Nomad wings me but later tells me they were ice cold to him. I tell her she’s got a small brain. She’s offended, so I tell her I’m the biggest douchebag in the world. Conversation goes nowhere. I leave.

Nomad passes by two hot girls, who laugh as they walk by us. Obviously they noticed us. We follow them and Nomad opens them. I immediately talk to the other girl. The girls try to take our pictures. I run smart tests, read her palm, and do secret spots of the vagina. I probably overgamed but I didn’t want to undergame. I started getting details about her life and relating to her, but it was too late, I creeped her out. Nomad tried to get drinks with them but as soon as they found Elvis they left.

I saw a hot girl walk by. I followed her, horse girl, Brad Pitt, smart tests. She arrived at a club that I wouldn’t be able to enter so I left her. I should have gotten her number.

Nomad goes in to talk to two girls waiting for the bartenders to dance on the bar. They are married but fun. I have my hand on one girl’s back for a bit but after the dance they leave.

Two girls at the bar, Nomad is a pussy. I go in, horse girl, introduce my twin brother. I’m touching the girl’s hair and back. The friend just had her bachelorette party and they are winding down. Tonight’s their last night in town. They leave to a club without us. We should have taken their numbers or gone in with them.

A hot girl is teaching a guy how to play a slot machine. Looks like a wife or girlfriend. Whatever. I nervously do horse girl. I command the attention of the four people in the group. I leave after.

I see a girl sitting by herself at a slot machine. I sit next to her, horse girl. “That seat’s taken.” “Yeah I’ve got to go soon, but do you like horses?” I finish horse girl. A guy comes by and tells me I’m in his seat. I get out and apologize, then leave.

Nomad sees a girl and wonders if she’s a ho. I horse girl her. Smart tests, smart/hot/rich. She says she’s not my type. I ask what there is to do around here, she says she doesn’t party much. I ask what she’s doing here if not partying, she says she’s working. Okay, she’s a ho. I leave. We take the escalator up but she takes the elevator and we meet again. I accuse her of stalking me and walk by.

A girl is giving out fliers. Horse girl. She stops responding so I leave.

An Indian girl and her Asian friend are walking along. Horse girl. Nomad wings me. The Asian girl is dragging her the whole time. Eventually we are left behind.

Three girls walking down the casino. Horse girl, it’s not her, her friends drag her away before Nomad can wing me.

Three girls looking over a table. Horse girl, it’s not her, all girls leave.

A girl in a white turban-like thing is walking alone. Sex last week, smart tests. She doesn’t understand what I’m saying, she speaks French. I increase the touching since there is a language issue, but she tells me to stop. Some guy comes by and she leaves with him.