Day 72/360: Crazy Bitch Calls the Cops Because She Got Into a Fight With Her Friend’s Dad

Pull-ups: 5, 4, 1, 1, 2, 2
Hanging leg lifts: 20

Supermarket
Girl with shopping cart, horse girl, not her, let her walk away.

Girl at freezer, horse girl, am I in a cult, biggest cult ever, smart tests, smart/hot/rich, nice meeting you

Asian girl, horse girl, walks away, hope I find another horse girl.

Nomad approaches girl, leaves me to wait on line. I see hot girl go to other line but am stuck. Nomad comes back, I go to her, sex last week, that’s a terrible thing to say to a girl, don’t ever say it again, so it’s not you? So you should leave now and stop talking to me.

As I drove back we saw two hot girls in the lane next to us. I finger roll hi to them, then as we drive and Nomad gets a better look he says, “Dude, I think they’re trannies!”

Jake texted Nomad about a concert they were going to, had a great time.

End of the night, saw two girls sitting in an velvet roped off area. Walked over ropes, sex last week, not her, walked out.

I was upset at myself for not opening anything, but I’ve always sucked at concert venues so I need to work on that. I was more concentrated on hanging out with the guys, I don’t think it was anxiety.

The guys bring back two groups, one with two girls and one guy and another with three girls and one guy. I’m helping a drunk girl down. She pisses on the wall. We arrive and she goes to the bathroom. The girls have a meeting. Jake goes in and convinces the drunk girl to drink water and sleep on the couch. So now there are the four of us (Nomad, Jake, Jake’s brother, and me), four girls, and two guys. Jake tells me to pick a girl. Jake and Nomad seem to have the pink and purple girls, Jake’s brother has the hotter English chick, so I’m stuck with the fat one. Oh well. I guess I’ll take one for the team. Hot tub! Turns out she’s married. Glass breaks everywhere. Cops come due to noise. I take pictures of the girls. Jake mouths something to me, turns out he wanted me to stop taking pictures. Nomad and Jake and two girls separate. Nomad drags girl into his room. Later other purple/pink girl look for each other. Jake tries to prevent her from getting in by telling them it’s a closet but she barges in. They’re together again. Girl gets yelled at by drunk girl’s dad. She’s pissed. English people leave. Girl is now pissy and taking it out on all of us. Jake kicks her out. She calls the cops. Jake kicks everyone else out. The girls don’t wait for the cops. Cops arrive, we tell them the story, go looking for the girls.

The hot tub bandit strikes again!