Day 56/360: Instant Message Game

I’m stuck in northern Cali, with no girls in reach. I have creative phone avoidance: my phone reception is bad and I left my charger at home. Time for IM game!

NY Girl:
Me: Are you causing trouble on the east coast?
Her: always
Me: I knew it.
Are the cops knocking at your door yet?
Her: never
Me: No need to be shy, you can say more than one word at a time.
Her: lol
i’m half asleep sorry
Me: Come to my time zone, it’s not even 10 here.
Her: where are you?
and why?
Me: I moved to Hollywood, didn’t I tell you?
Her: nope
Me: Yeah, I moved a few weeks ago. I’m surprised by the people here.
Her: they are odd
but i do have some friends there
however
it is waaaaaaay past my bedtime
so i have to sleep now
niiight, good luck out there!
Me: Yeah gotta get out of here.
later hater

Blue girl:
Me: What kind of trouble are you causing?
Her: BIG trouble!
Me: I knew it! Bad girl!
Her: haha
what kind of trouble are YOU causing?
Me: I’m the one asking the questions here little lady
Her: oohhhhh
oh ok
Me: I miss LA
Her: where are you right now?
Me: El Dorado
Her: why?
Me: In a gated community.
I feel like I’m in prison.
haha
I’m visiting my uncle.
Her: ewwwwie gated community
ohhh
Me: What are you up to tonight, eating marshmallows and watching sappy soap operas?
Her: art school homework
once AGAIN
Me: Ooh I miss finger painting.
Her: oh i wish we finger painted
Me: Oh, so you’ve graduated to body painting?
Congrats.
Her: im constructing intense wood shit for one class and a futureistic headdress for another
and theres other shit too that i havent gotten to yet
TOO MUCH
Me: You sew?
Her: yeah
im hot glueing parts of it because im lazy
Me: Haha does that work?
Her: hot glue works for everything
hot glue is my savior
Me: Sweet, I want to show you something when I get back.
Does hot glue work for large patches of cloth?
Like, 18 inches by 40 inches.
Or will I get a plastic board once it cools?
“intense wood shit” sounds like a fantastic project
I wish I had that kind of work in school. The closest I ever got was “engrave metal sheet”

I miss human contact. I hope I won’t have to resort to this tomorrow.