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Day 47/360: Mr. S’s Birthday

Went out with Drew for sashimi-grade fish, to eat sashimi cheaper at home. Couldn’t find a samurai sword to cut it with, though. I guess I’ll have to use a butter knife.

Today is Mr. S’s birthday. We got access to a nice club but it was pretty empty, except for the band area. We decided to walk around instead.

129. C>5: We spotted two girls entering a bar, so we followed them in. Once inside, they were the only two girls in the bar. I went up to one of the girls, asked if she was here for my friend’s birthday. She said yes, I asked if she said happy birthday to him yet, she said no. I pulled her to Mr. S. It turned out she was here for her friend’s birthday! The four of us chatted. I ran cat, smart tests, smart/hot/rich, 8 girlfriends. She agreed to be my girlfriend #9. She sought rapport so I asked if she’s a spy. She said yes, so I played with her shirt to find the hidden mic, then told her to stand against the wall for a pat down. She didn’t do so. She said she was from San Diego, so I asked where her friends the giraffe and lion were. She said she was the lion, so I played with her hair and complimented her nice mane, then looked at her ass and spanked it, saying, “Nice.”

Somehow the girls wound up leaving us and sitting at the bar. I went up to them and told them we were going to the club we were at earlier, and said they should come. We made them finish their drinks quickly and pulled them back to the club. The door guy remembered us and said, “Hey, these girls weren’t with you when you came earlier. Nice!”

We went inside and the girls seemed to like the environment. I tried to isolate by stopping short of where Mr. S and his girl were, so my girl would chat with in the next room. I sensed she was wondering where her friend went. She rejoined with Mr. S and the other girl. She found them and whispered into her ear something, then they both had to go to the bathroom. Cool.

130. C>5: Of course Mr. S and I knew what to do in this situation: talk to more girls for when they return. Saw a blonde standing by herself. Horse girl. She said her mom raised horses. Chatted a little rapport stuff. Some black dude came by and hugged her, said he left her alone for two minutes and she gets stolen. I quickly befriend the guy and all four of us chat for a long while.

Mr. S and I began to doubt the girls were returning. We excused ourselves and looked for them. Couldn’t find them in the club. Weird. Oh well, we left.

Went to a diner. Mr. S saw a girl go to the bathroom, issued me a challenge to open her before she came back to the guy she was with. Sure! Went in after her, but I didn’t know where the bathroom was. Next thing I know, she came out from the other end of the room and sat back with the guy. Oh well!

Pretty fun night. The girls were into us but something must have been triggered and they bounced. Either that or they were in the can for real long. We should have gotten their numbers, but it was pretty good for the first approach of the night. It was fun hanging out with Mr. S, of course.

C>5: 2