Day 24/360: Drunk Horse Girls

I met up with a hacker friend. As is our custom, we woke up at 1 p.m. and started drinking at 3 p.m. Oops, forgot that raw vegans shouldn’t be drinking margaritas and having Guinness. Oh well.

Drunk horse girl. She denied being the horse girl twice but still thought it was funny until I said, “Okay, I’m pretty sure it’s not you, but just in case it is, I need to say I’m sorry.” Suddenly she was pissed! Don’t know why, but I was done waiting for the bathroom and went in.

I saw two girls smoking against the fence. Drunk horse girl. In the middle, a guy walked over. I ejected after getting the hug. As I walked away, I heard one of the girls say, “Thank God you came over.”

I called Nomad, telling him I don’t know what to do because I needed to sober up so I could drive home but I couldn’t figure out what to eat, since I usually ate carbs to sober up. He told me carbs don’t help, which could be a complete lie but I believed him anyway. We went to a raw restaurant. I ordered no cheese no nachos nachos, which were more delicious than real nachos.

I drove home after sobering up, but had a really bad hangover until 3 or 4 a.m. I decided to try eject as much alcohol as possible out of my body, so I puked my $15 no cheese no nachos nachos up. Hangover was soon gone, surprisingly, and I finally went to sleep.

I need to remember how toxic alcohol is.