Such a nerd!

Hahah so this is the first time I’ve really dealt with people who use drugs regularly, so a lot of these terms are completely foreign to me. So far I’ve asked Nomad, “What is an eighth?” (1/8 of an ounce of pot) and I just asked Shiznites, “What does it mean if a girl wants to smoke me out?” (she’s supplying the pot to get me high).

I feel like I’m in Office Space:
Scene: Peter’s place. Michael is looking up “money laundering” in the dictionary.
Michael: Laundering. To clean… no, uh, here it is. To channel money through a source or by an intermediary…
Samir: It doesn’t really help us, Michael.
Peter: I can’t believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We’re looking up “money laundering” in a dictionary.
Michael: Yeah, well, you guys can both eat my ass, ok?