2009-02-12

My text messages came to an epic flake. It turns out the girl’s sick; initially we doubted her illness but due to her continued texts, she’s probably really sick. I hope she feels better.

We were supposed to go out with the promoters but half the house was busy, so we’ve postponed it.

I saw two girls, mid-horse girl a guy immediately comes in and tries to intimidate me. Probably a husband or something. I finish the opener and eject.

I spotted two girls, possibly with two guys. I assumed they weren’t and horse girled the girl. Someone had already used it on her, also from New York. I rolled with it, but did not continue much longer. Ejected. Ugh.

There weren’t too many girls out tonight. I decided I still needed to warm up, so I horse girled another two girls, followed by Cosmo quiz. I ejected after because they were really fat.

Finally I saw a girl I had incentive to talk to. Two girls, horse girl. She was from Pennsylvania, so I ran reckon/yonder, eat shit. She liked it but the friend pulled her away.

We ran out of girls, so we went across the street.

I saw two girls by the bar, went to the prettier one, horse girl, Brad Pitt, cold reads, smart tests, smart/hot/rich, 8 girlfriends, blender, got her number for afterparty, cotton candy, drink in face story. I ran out of material and steam, she lost interest.

The rest of the night there weren’t really girls I wanted to talk to. Or maybe it was just creative avoidance.