What is wrong with my eyes?!?!

I skim through You-Know-Who’s blog sometimes, for shits and giggles. What can I say, it’s my guilty pleasure.

In this blog, stories of glorious adventures are spewed. Pictures of hot girls are posted, though the pictures are usually copied off the internet and rarely include himself.

I suspected that the pictures meant nothing, having heard many reports of You-Know-Who only hitting on ugly girls. For example, this girl supposedly looks like Kat Dennings:

To show how similar they look, he even includes a picture of Kat Dennings:

I must go to the optometrist soon, they look totally different to me!