As I was walking to meet my friend, I passed by a girl standing on the corner by herself, listening to music. I decided she’s too good to pass up, doubled back, and opened her direct. I asked her what the craziest thing she’s done, she said I don’t want to know. I asked her what was on the agenda tonight, she said she’s meeting someone for dinner but he’s late. I told her she should come with me, she laughed and said no, then she’d be the bitch. I told her he’s the one who’s late, she laughs and declined again. As a last resort I asked to see her again, she said she’s sort of seriously dating this guy, but said what I did was very ballsy. I left.
The group was standing around, collectively indecisive about where to go, when I saw two girls pass by. They doubled back to take a picture of some graffiti. I waited until they were done taking the picture, then walked in front of them and opened them directly. The girl doesn’t know the craziest thing she’s done. I guessed that they’re not from here, I forget if I was right or not. Tried to go for number, she said no, she has a boyfriend. They walked away.
I saw a girl with what seemed to be her family. After crossing the street, they hugged and separated, so I went up to her, opened her direct. Apparently she was still with family! Her dad and mom were right next to her. I said to the father, “Hi! Your daughter is really cute.” He stared deep into my soul. I continued, asked for her number, she said no, I left.
I saw a few groups of students outside a dorm, chatting. I went up to group of three girls and one guy, direct to one of the girls. She didn’t give me her name when I introduced myself, I had to ask her for it. When I qualified her, she told me she’s not interested.
I went direct on two girls and one guy, asked her what the craziest thing she’s done was, she said she’s kind of average. We talked about snowboarding a little bit. Conversation dries up, eject.
I went direct on three tall girls. When asked about the craziest thing she’s done, she asked why she should tell me. I told her I want to find out more about her. She said bye.
I went direct on two girls walking. I asked what was special about one of the girls, who responded with, “I’m in love.” I responded, “Wow, we just met, I didn’t know you had such strong feelings for me,” she laughs as she’s walking away. Fun times!
Three girls were walking toward the bar. I opened the last one direct, the two friends didn’t notice and kept walking. She didn’t know what to say for the craziest thing she’s ever done.
I opened a girl walking direct, but she had a fiance.
For some reason we joined a sausage fest of newbies. After what felt like an hour of standing around, we started moving.
There were five girls, one who was hailing a cab. I wasn’t sure which was the hottest, so I went for the easiest. I opened the cabbie hailer direct, she gave a lukewarm response. She rejoined her group, so I followed. She introduced me to her friends, one who was pretty cute said she liked my tattoo. Suddenly two or three of the newbies invaded, shouting, “Hey, are you guys bothering my friend?!?!” The girls instantly were creeped out. I didn’t think I could get anything out of the set at this point, but I went for a number anyway. I ejected, walked toward the rest of the newbies, and shouted, “Those guys creeped the shit out of my girls!” They all bowed their heads in apology, haha. U5 patted me on the back and said, “Now you know how I’ve been feeling all night.”
I saw two guys and a girl together. The girl split off and walked away. I caught up to her and opened her direct. She didn’t know what the craziest thing she’s done was. She also said she was sick. I told her I’d call her later, she said no and walked away increasingly faster. Oh well!
I directly opened a girl hailing a cab. She said she was with someone, bye.
I saw two girls sitting at a table. I sat directly across from the girl I thought was cuter and opened her direct. (At the time I didn’t realize she was sitting on a two seat bench, otherwise I would have sat next to her instead.) She said there was nothing special about her. Martyr winged me, but moments later a guy came in and extracted her. I left.
I directly opened two girls, they said they were tired, bye.
I saw a tall blond standing by herself, opened her direct. She said the craziest thing she’s done was going to Europe alone or something. We talked about traveling, running, rollerblading, and thick calves. Her friend comes by and pulls her away. I’m not sure if she wanted to stay, but I should have tried to get her to stay.
One of the bartenders from a previous bar invited me to an afterparty at another bar. I later found her there, and when I went to talk to her, she pulled Martyr in and had a little secret chat. I was confused, but whatever. She later came by and started insisting on me dancing with her, so I started grinding up against her. Still confused. Martyr later tells me that apparently she thought that U5 and I were gay, and the little dance was apparently proof that we were, in fact, gay. Oh well, maybe the next time I go to the bar I can have her “convert” me.