The Relationship Between Men and Women

“Men get into a relationship thinking their women will never change, but they do. Women get into a relationship thinking their men will change, but they don’t.”

This is the basis of all stereotypical (and all too often, typical) heterosexual relationships. It’s so sad but so true.

Thanks, God.

Thanks, God, for answering all my prayers.

Stuff That Has Happened

In alphabetical order:

• I ate.
• I played.
• I practiced.
• I quit.
• I slept.
• I studied.
• I tested.
• I worked.
• I wrote.