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Humanity (and maybe life) is selfish

Note: Originally written March 12, 1997, A.D.

Everything everybody does on purpose is selfish. There is always something to gain from it. What about saving a relative? Done because you want to see them again, and also self-satisfaction, being proud. A stranger? Again, self-satisfaction, for doing such a (supposedly) unselfish act. What about getting mad and suddenly exploding? Releasing built-up anger, relieving tension. Writing these ideas down? Saving myself the trouble of trying to remember a lost thought, easier way to share ideas, and killing boredom.

New York, New York?

Two people claim that New York City consists only of Manhattan, while I claim that it consists of five boroughs.

What do you think?

“I Want to Believe”

I try to be open minded and not to dismiss anything without considering the possibility of it being true first.

I once watched a show on Fox called When Cars Attack. It was showed cars that drove themselves. At the end of the show, they revealed that it was entirely fictional. I was very disappointed, because I actually believed that cars could move on their own.

Today I watched the season finale of The Osbournes. At the end of the episode they showed the cue cards for Ozzy’s lines, letting me know that the show wasn’t a reality show.

I am so gullible.

Sacrificing Christians

Note: Crap Essay 2: The Revenge.

As in Judaism, sacrifice is an important element in Christianity.
As Christianity has its roots in Judaism, Christianity shares many
of Judaism’s sacrificial elements. There are, however, fundamental
differences in the way Christians see sacrifice.

As followers of Jesus, Christians will necessarily follow many ways
of the Jews, including their sacrificial rituals. During Passover,
Hebrews reminisce their liberation from Egypt by eating lamb. Jesus,
being a Jew himself, followed that tradition up to the Last Supper,
which was a Passover meal.

During the Last Supper, Jesus announced that he was going to be
betrayed by one of his disciples. Soon afterwards he was crucified.
Many Christians view the crucifixion happening during Passover as
no coincidence—Jesus sacrificed himself as the traditional lamb
so that all of humanity will be liberated of their sins, clearing
their way to return to God.

Judaism has many priests. “As the … priest changes from
time to time, so we get changes in style and character, and emphasis,
and in some ways the new man is better than the last one, and in
other ways he is not as good. Each have their own strengths and
weaknesses. Not only was and is the priesthood imperfect, it was
also interrupted by death. There are many priests, because no one
priest can live
forever.”
(http://biblepilgrim.com/mtor/priesthoodjesus.htm)

Judaism has many priests, each with their own individuality. This
causes Judaism to be led differently every time a priest dies and
is replaced.

In Christianity, Jesus is the one high priest. This is because
Jesus is believed to live forever and will forever be their high
priest. “…but because Jesus lives forever, he has a permanent
priesthood. Therefore he is able to save completely those who come
to God through him, because he always lives to intercede for
them.” (Hebrews 7:24–25)

By having Christians always follow Jesus, Christianity can be kept
“on track.” (There is, of course, still the problem of inaccurate
translations and changes in languages that affect the Bible itself,
not to mention different interpretations of the Bible that oppress
or neglect certain groups, such as women, homosexuals, blacks, and
little boys. One of the more extreme examples would be the Ku Klux
Klan’s interpretation of the Bible.)

Baptism is another way in which Christians sacrifice. The act of
putting a person underwater and then pulling her or him out is
symbolic of death, and then life. “The concept of baptism is
encapsulated in the word immersion. To be baptized is to be immersed
in something, whether it be in repentance, in sanctification, in
the Holy Spirit, in the body of Messiah, in suffering, in death,
or in water. In whatever form it is manifested, it represents a
complete surrender to God, to his will and his
Word.” (http://www.restorationfoundation.org/volume_4/4217.htm)

The Scriptures tell of the story of how God commanded Abraham to
sacrifice his son, Isaac:

Some time later God tested
Abraham. He said to him, ‘Abraham!’ ‘Here I am,’ he replied.
Then God said, ‘Take your son, your only son, Isaac, whom you love,
and go to the region of Moriah. Sacrifice him there as a burnt offering
on one of the mountains I will tell you about.’ (Gen. 22)

When Abraham was on the verge of killing Isaac, he had proven his
faith to God. God then told him to stop. Instead, Abraham was given
a ram and told to go home.

Many Christians are still doing sacrifices, though not by merely
using an animal. Many Christians now work hard and sacrifice a
portion of their salary to their local church as a token of good
will, known as tithing. Priests can, in turn, use what others’ have
toiled for and sacrifice it upon their own cars. What they need,
they can make more by opening new churches. (This cynical outlook
is not without cause. A friend’s mom owns a car repair shop, which
priests frequent. When presented with the cost of the repairs, one
response was along the lines of, “It’s okay. We’re opening a
church soon, so I’ll have the money to pay for the repairs.”)

Some forms of Christianity mandate monetary sacrifice, while others
merely “suggest” it. More noble and ideal Christians may only
perform sacrificial rituals involving time and effort, such as
helping out at a soup kitchen or converting some poor godless
tribes in Africa.

Sacrifice is very prevalent in Christianity, in no small part due
to its relationship to Judaism. Practicing Christians all sacrifice
in one way or another. Sometimes they are symbolic, as during
baptisms, while other times they are very literal.

Slurpie Flavors

They finally have a decent flavor (the hulk honeydew flavor) and the next day it gets replaced. Argh!

18 Hours of Sleep

I slept from 10 P.M. to 4 P.M.

My eyes hurt.

HSBC Security

A while back I e-mailed HSBC because their site kept on sending me to a JSP error page whenever I used an “alternative” browser. (This was probably not a page they should send to the user—lots of juicy information for the crackers amongst us.) Their response was, “At this time, HSBC’s Internet Banking service does not support Konqueror for on-line access. The service requires Java, JavaScript, SSL 2.0/3.0, 128bit encryption and cookies to be enabled in order to access the service correctly.”

I don’t see Java anywhere on the site, and I can use their site with JavaScript disabled. Any browser that supports cookies and HTTPS should be able to handle the transactions.

I don’t like letting the world know what browser I use, so I have the UserAgent disabled. Unfortunately, this is unexpected and sends me to the aforementioned error page. After much trial-and-error, I’ve narrowed down the minimum UserAgent to ‘???/ ( )’. (The question marks can be any characters.)

Aside from their UserAgent checks, HSBC also has several checks for their customers’ usernames and passwords.

I find it disturbing that my money is handled by this kind of software.