Windows

I don’t like Windows.
I don’t like the way I have to scan for spyware every time I surf the web.
I don’t like the way the computers at work are constantly being taken over and set up as warez servers.
I don’t like the way cruft builds up and slows down the computer every time I use it.
I don’t like the way newer versions of software are always bulkier and slower (but oh-so jazzier!) than their preceeding versions.
I don’t like the way the bomb known as the registry allows mystery software to hide data from me, threatening me of self-destruction if I meddled with it.
I don’t like the way I no longer feel as though the computer is mine.

sigh

What can we do?