Yesterday

Yesterday I helped my cousin move out. I moved all two boxes and three bags out of her vacant room into my mom’s minivan, which I had driven to school two weeks prior.

Then Wendy and she helped me move out. We wound up filling up the minivan and Wendy’s car. I also had to temporarily abandon my chair at Eric’s room, to be used and abused by Jason. It’s good to have guy friends. It makes life as a skinny twerp so much easier. By the time everything was done, the quad office was closed and I couldn’t check out tonight. However, I still had to check out before 10 a.m.

I drove to Queens and dropped off my stuff at my house. Unloading is so much faster than packing and loading.

Everyone was sleeping.

I tried to steal my car keys so I could drive my Sakura Integra back, but I couldn’t find them. Instead, I stole a book I had ordered online (Warren Cappell’s A Short History Of The Printed Word), and a bunch of bananas. I figured the missing package and bananas should be enough indication to my mom that I had been home.

So, instead of driving my nice tiny car back, I had to drive the huge minivan. At least the speakers were better.

Wendy and I finally arrived in Long Island again, to my new temporary home. As tired as we were, we decided to stay up and do some more funky stuff, as usual. I decided that I should sleep, considering I had to check out of my building in two hours. Wendy decided to sacrifice herself and stay up so she could wake the both of us up.

I slept.

I woke up two hours later. Wendy was watching Cruel Intentions 2. I got up and drove to my old building. I signed a sheet to check out.

I walked back to my old suite and found Eric and Terence parallel parking their remote control cars.

Around forty-five minutes later, a lady comes up and examines every nook and cranny, discovering things about my suite I had never known in the year I had lived there. She wound up writing an essay on the damage report.

I moved my chair out of Eric’s room and into my minivan. On my way back, I saw Jeff and Jacklyn. Jeff kept calling my name, even though I clearly saw him. I kept ignoring him, even though I clearly saw him.

We walked back to Sharon’s room, and I gave Sharon the first hug I’ve ever given her. She received it.

I received a cellular telephone call from Wendy, asking me to go to lunch with her. I was supposed to go to my academic advisor at 11 a.m., and it was 10:50 a.m. at the time. Naturally I chose food.

Jeff overheard my conversation and kept asking me to take Jacklyn to go get food, even though I wasn’t talking to anyone in the room.

I left everybody one last time. I don’t think I’ll ever see Jacklyn ever again.

We went to lunch. In addition to Wendy, Yukiko and Joe were there. I don’t like making new male friends.

We went back to my new temporary house. We parted ways. I drove Wendy to our work place.

Eight hours later, we left.

I drove Wendy to Wendy’s, then White Castle. We purchased food, got back to my new temporary house, and promptly fell asleep.

I woke up to the ring of my cellular telephone. I tripped on Wendy’s laptop’s power cable. Wendy’s laptop decided to split. Wendy woke up.

Our food was cold. I discovered the Wendy’s lady forgot to give me sauce for my chicken nuggets.