Jipped

Due to recent circumstances, I had to purchase some “energy drinks” to keep myself awake. So I went to the 7-Eleven and bought myself a single can of Red Bull. As they scanned the can, I saw an additional charge of five cents for the can, to be redeemed at a recycling center.

Now, I don’t know how many of you have seen a Red Bull can, but they aren’t the ordinary cans that you drink Coke and Sprite out of. They’re smaller, thinner cans, because they fear that if you drink too much of these, you’ll die. I was just thinking, “where exactly would I go to redeem my five cents? What supermarket recycling machine accepts cans of these size?”

I feel jipped.