Giving Money to the Less Fortunate

Today I gave money to these sorority girls, who were blabbering about how they were giving to some poor unfortunate people or something. I gave them a dollar, not because I didn’t want to give money to the poor, but because I wasn’t too sure that they were actually going to give money to the poor and not going to spend the money on booze. Still, I give them the benefit of the doubt. I hope that a homeless kid will get a nice warm blanket this year.